Jack The clock in Jack’s brain woke him up at dawn. He pushed open the door of his charging closet and joined his team’s single-file line out into the muddy parking lot, where they were loaded onto trucks. Inside the filthy, rusty trailer, Jack took a place next to what might have been his twin. [...]
Chocolate Pudding Recipe Ingredients 85,000 cups of white sugar 467,500 cups of milk 56,000 tablespoons of vanilla extract 31,875 cups of unsweetened cocoa powder 42,500 cups of cornstarch 21,250 cups of margarine or butter 21,216 teaspoons of salt Directions
Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites. The first sailor says, “We must have bed bugs!” The second sailor says, “No, these are flea bites!” The first sailor says, “These are obviously bed bug bites.” The sailors argue back and forth, getting louder and louder, until they wake up the captain. The [...]