Cleaning Up The Classics

Inspired by the recent sanitized version of Mark Twain’s “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,” I present to you some classic novels now rendered completely inoffensive:

• “The Fan of the Opera”
• “Fahrenheit 45 and Partly Cloudy”
• “The Taming of the Shrewd Businesswoman”
• “Paradise Lost – No, Wait, It Was Behind The Couch”
• “Giggle, the Beloved Country”
• “Veganhouse-Five”
• “The Grapes of Mild Annoyance”
• “To Cuddle a Mockingbird”
• “Love in the Time of Cauliflower”
• “Portnoy’s Completely Fine, Thanks For Asking”
• “_____” (“Naked Lunch”, now inoffensive to both prudes and anorexics.)
• “The Sound and the Furby”
• “The Lion, the Witch who was Promptly Stoned to Death as God Commands, and the Wardrobe”
• “Finnegan’s Awake, Why Not Make Him Breakfast?”

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