Dull Science Fiction Novels

Just because it’s science fiction doesn’t make it exciting. Here, then, are some science fiction novels that are guaranteed to put you to sleep.

• A Clockwork Orange Julius
• The Invisible Manager
• Atlas Shrugged, Sighed, and Wallowed in Regret
• A Song of Ice and Fire and Wind and Rain and Dirt and Trees and Pine Cones and Waffles and…
• Ringworld & Other Places to Take Your Fiancé
• Foundation, Lipstick, Blush, and Empire
• Stranger in a Strange Land’s End Sweater Vest
• A Wrinkle in Trousers
• Fahrenheit 45 and Partly Cloudy
• Ender’s Game Goes Into Extra Innings
• Something Wicker This Way Comes
• Have Spacesuit, Won’t Travel (Also Have Motion Sickness)
• 2001: A Honda Odyssey
• The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the New Jersey Turnpike
• Flowers for Algebra Homework
• The Moon is a Harsh Mattress (Part 14 of the Napping Astronaut Chronicles)
• The Stairs My Destination
• Jurassic Parking Garage
• Do Androids Dream of Taking Tests in Their Underpants?
• 1984: The Mondale Campaign
• I, Robert
• The Lost World – No, Wait, There It Is. …Well, That Was Easy
• The Andromeda Stain Remover
• Journey to the Center of Ohio

Bonus: Dull Scifi Movies!

• Backgammon To The Future
• Soylent Chartreuse
• Brunch of the Living Dead
• Forbidden Planetarium
• OboeCop
• The Months and Months and Months the Earth Stood Still
• The Fifth Element: Boron

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