Firefox 4′s New Features:

• Customize your browser’s appearance with themes, personas, or cute little hats.
• Click the “New Tab” button any time you want a soda.
• Parental Controls limit access to sites that might confuse or enrage your parents, like Fox News.
• Brows offline any time you like, just by using your imagination!
• Location-aware browsing means that Firefox will always know where you are, always watching, always waiting.
• Synchronizes settings across computers, so you can use the same Firefox everywhere, whether you’re surfing the web at a party, on a date, or during your daughter’s wedding.
• Multi-touch support, for those lonely nights.
• Protects your privacy by renaming all your bookmarks “NOT PORN”.
• Improved crash protection, for people who like to watch YouTube while they drive.
• Control your browsing history with the new “Roofie Mode”, guaranteeing Firefox won’t remember anything you did last night.

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