The cured thief

A thief tells his wife, “You don’t have to worry about me being arrested anymore! The doctor gave me a medication that will completely cure my criminal impulses!”

However, the next night, he is arrested for stealing a couple of iPads and a pizza. His wife comes to bail him out of prison and says, “I thought you were cured! Did you forget to take your medication?”

The thief says, “No, I did exactly what the doctor said! ‘Take two tablets with meals’!”

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