The Psychic Cat

Ralph the Dog pays a visit to the world’s greatest psychic, who happens to be a cat. Ralph says, “Oh, great and mighty Psychic Cat, what do you see in my future?”

The Psychic Cat rubbed her crystal yarn ball and said, “I see… I see… You will go to the vet, where you will… Oh no! …Ahem. I mean, you will go to the park! Where you will fetch sticks! Yes, there will be lots of sticks!”

Ralph said, “And balls?”

The Psychic Cat said, “No, not so much.”

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