There’s no such thing as a stupid question

There’s no such thing as a stupid question

Next time someone says “There’s no such thing as a stupid question”, ask them one of these.

  • Why is it okay for my girlfriend to borrow my t-shirt, but I can’t come to class in a French maid outfit?
  • Why does everyone say long distance relationships are tough? Am I the only one who owns a pair of binoculars?
  • They say beauty’s only skin deep. Well, obviously. How pretty would you be without all that skin?
  • My girlfriend gets really angry for a few days each month. Does that mean she’s a werewolf?
  • Ever notice how a woman will tell you about her cat, but she’ll never tell her cat about you? No matter how many times you ask?
  • Have you ever wondered why Tommy Boy cologne is so popular, but nobody wants to smell like Chris Farley’s other movies?
  • Are you sure you need to have kids? What if I just screamed a lot and wet my pants?
  • Why is it only entertaining when a magician saws someone in half?
  • Why do they call it an “Oedipus Complex”? It seems pretty simple to me.
  • Does my zipper smell funny to you?
  • Does it count as a date if she doesn’t know I’m there?

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