Things you forgot you did on Saint Patrick’s Day

• Accusing a Canadian exchange student of being a spy.
• Visiting a sick friend in the hospital and offering to rent her your kidney.
• Doing a set at a karaoke bar and, when the audience started booing, thinking the bar was haunted.
• Buying a taco from a cart on the sidewalk and then spending the next six hours getting sick in the restroom. Or was that the other way around?
• Starting your own home business: selling orphans through the mail.
• Losing fifty bucks in a penguin cockfight.
• Struggling to keep your car above 50 but below 88 to keep it from exploding or traveling through time.
• Trying your hand at pole dancing and, ten minutes later, being kicked out of the firehouse.
• Almost getting in a car accident with a cop and then laughing when he asked “Were you trying to rear end me?”
• Finally, your friends held an intervention. At the end of the night, you asked “So, same time next year?”

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